{"product_id":"tested-positive-beer-veviteen-plush-blanket","title":"Tested Positive Beer\/ Veviteen Plush Blanket","description":"Wrap up in a cheeky, cozy layer that brings laughter to game nights, bachelor parties, and laid-back barbecues. This velveteen plush blanket pairs a soft, velvety touch with a bold, humorous print — a hand holding a positive test strip above four frothy beer glasses spelling B-E-E-R. It hangs easy over a couch or across your knees during late-night TV marathons, offering warmth without weight and vivid color where you want a statement. The fabric is smooth against skin and holds printed detail with clarity, so the joke stays sharp wash after wash. Bring this along to tailgates, house gatherings, or weekend getaways when you want something comfy that sparks conversation and keeps the mood light.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Ultra-soft velveteen polyester for a plush hand-feel\u003cbr\u003e- Single-sided high-detail, vibrant sublimation print\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight fabric (~300 g\/m²) for warmth without bulk\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards (flame, lead, phthalates, etc.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":46731765121078,"sku":"32689694705527167434","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":46731765153846,"sku":"65651388817500762468","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":46731765186614,"sku":"72444807368002324104","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/9330\/5910\/files\/1722295013816526954_2048.jpg?v=1782863757","url":"https:\/\/witchcraftdesignstees.com\/products\/tested-positive-beer-veviteen-plush-blanket","provider":"Witch Craft Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}