{"product_id":"straight-outta-your-momma-velveteen-blanket","title":"Straight Outta Your Momma \/ Velveteen Blanket","description":"A plush, velveteen blanket that brings bold attitude and cozy comfort together. The black-and-white design reads like a streetwise poster — large, confident typography framed on a soft velveteen surface. It drapes warm and substantial across a couch or lap, the print showing crisp, high-contrast detail on one side while the reverse stays clean and cloud-soft. Reach for it on movie nights, late-night hangouts, or when you want to make a loud, playful statement while staying warm. The weight and stitching mean it holds shape through repeated use, and the fabric’s quick-dry, low-maintenance nature makes it easy to live with.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis blanket fits into the everyday rhythms of someone with a wry sense of humor and an appreciation for bold graphic style. It’s the sort of throw you grab for a spontaneous photo, a cheeky gift exchange, or to bring a familiar edge to a relaxed evening at home. The velveteen face keeps the printed message striking, while the plush backing invites you to curl up and stay a while.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester or 83% polyester\/17% spandex options for vibrant print and soft hand-feel\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight fabric (≈300 g\/m²) for warmth without bulk\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitched seams for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail, one-side print with crisp black-and-white contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and compliance standards; quick-drying and low-maintenance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":46789570986038,"sku":"61407214803539678802","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":46789571018806,"sku":"90468961859661466081","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":46789571051574,"sku":"29968238549750321618","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/9330\/5910\/files\/3929326291264380496_2048.jpg?v=1783199794","url":"https:\/\/witchcraftdesignstees.com\/products\/straight-outta-your-momma-velveteen-blanket","provider":"Witch Craft Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}