{"product_id":"straight-outta-joe-momma-velveteen-plush-blanket","title":"Straight Outta Joe Momma \/ Velveteen Plush Blanket","description":"Wrap yourself in bold humor and soft warmth. This velveteen plush blanket pairs a clean, high-contrast black-and-white graphic with a luxuriously soft, medium-heavy fabric that drapes like a hug. The large block lettering reads with attitude and a wink, giving late-night lounges, couch game nights, and road-trip naps a playful edge. It lays flat and bright on the bed or sofa, or folds easily into a travel companion for fans of spicy one-liners. The printed side holds crisp detail and saturated blacks, while the reverse keeps a smooth, cozy nap for leaning into comfort after a long day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester or 83% polyester\/17% spandex options for stretch and vivid print\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight velveteen (≈300 g\/m²) with extra-soft hand feel\u003cbr\u003e- Single-sided high-detail, vibrant print with strong black-and-white contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitched seams for increased durability\u003cbr\u003e- Compliant with flammability and chemical safety standards; adult use only\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":46783199641654,"sku":"12837556529559356942","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":46783199674422,"sku":"13240794178715711618","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":46783199707190,"sku":"28588055272611907393","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/9330\/5910\/files\/13394621129509657890_2048.jpg?v=1783131880","url":"https:\/\/witchcraftdesignstees.com\/products\/straight-outta-joe-momma-velveteen-plush-blanket","provider":"Witch Craft Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}