{"product_id":"straight-outta-a-good-job-velveteen-plush-blanket","title":"Straight Outta A Good Job \/ Velveteen Plush Blanket","description":"This velveteen plush blanket wraps you in a confident, tongue-in-cheek statement: bold black border, crisp white field, and striking typographic panels that read “STRAIGHT OUTTA A GOOD JOB.” The soft, medium heavy-weight fabric feels like a warm pause after a long day — an easy companion for late-night couch thinking, recovery weekends, or celebratory couch-sleep after a big life change. It reads like an inside joke for anyone making a brave leap or reclaiming quiet time. The print is vivid on one side, with sharp contrast and clean lines that hold up wash after wash. Lightweight enough to carry between rooms, substantial enough to settle into, this blanket brings both texture and attitude to your living room, studio, or bedroom.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% or blended polyester: soft, durable, quick-drying fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight (300 g\/m²) for a plush, cozy feel\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail, single-side print with vibrant contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":46782797873206,"sku":"83703109098773371674","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":46782797905974,"sku":"23602011885012075850","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":46782797938742,"sku":"14982908226080579549","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/9330\/5910\/files\/66083841798700841_2048.jpg?v=1783126488","url":"https:\/\/witchcraftdesignstees.com\/products\/straight-outta-a-good-job-velveteen-plush-blanket","provider":"Witch Craft Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}